Hellraiser Judgment

Merge a porno parody version of Seven with garage sale S&M steampunk and add Cenobites. This goes for the cheapest means to execute foul and disgusting scenes ladden with gratuitous vomit and gore porn all attempting macabre humor with the wit of a salt-soaked slug. It all looks like cheap 90's television, including the CG. This is horrible, but to be fair, this is horrible with gusto. Each bad actor chews every bit of scenery they can and the script waxes poetic on excessively dumb ideas. It never holds back, despite limitations of script, budget and talent, instead doubling down on cheap and horrible visuals in attempt to expand the mythology and aspiring to reinvigorate an exhausted franchise. Instead, this movie will hopefully be the death-knell.

F+